What Part of Of Don't You Understand?
The no part.
Anxiety Management
Stop reading about anxiety management.
Turn Right
As if that would help.
Hold Tight
What was I thinking?
Breathe in
Or die.
Don't bug me
Without court order.
Dead End
What else is new?
What's Up?
Not for long.
Larger Context
I can't get this on anymore.
Serenity
What size?
Existence Precedes Essence
Isn't it pretty to think so?
Two for One
Ask first next time.
Sink or Swim
Stop kidding yourself.
Nobody Does It Better
For Christ's sake.
Slippery When Wet
There's a lot of anger there.
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
If you're a thief.
Pull Down Thy Vanity
Just don't fuck me over any more.
I Break for Animals
In theory.
Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Stabbing in the back is much more effective.
Lot Full
And more on the way.
The Price Is Right
Just not your price.
Lightening Never Strikes the Same Place Twice
But it's going after you, buddy.
There's a Sucker Born Every Minute
Is just the kind of line suckers fall for.
Don't Fence Me In
I'd rather do it myself.
Under Construction
As opposed to what.
Take My Wife
Just don't tell me that joke again.
Live and Learn
You're not from around here are you?
All's Well that Ends Well
If you set aside the trauma.
No Pets without Leash
I gave at the office.
I Want a Thinkership not a Readership
Good luck.
"Man overboard!"
As if that was news.
I Used To Be a Plastic Bottle
Would be a good title for a poem.
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